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| I am feeling:
A) bored out of my mind
B) restless
C) disgusting and mundane
D) inadequate
E) All of the above
In more recent news: I'm over halfway done with college
applications, I think I'm going to homecoming but I don't have a dress,
I have to go to the Board of Education meeting tonight (fuuuuuckin
lame), theres an impromptu Tuesday tomorrow (horah), I bought a new
book to read, and I'm sleepy but have a significant amount of homework
to do
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| I'm not trying hard enough? Oh well. Fuck it I say! There's no one to try for anyways, it would be a waste of time.
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| Excerpt from 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft:
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- Grope J. Edgar Hoover in the silent halls of Congress.
- Get thee to a nunnery.
- Fly to the moon and refuse to come home.
- Die.
- Become Secretary of Defense.
- Become Secretary of State.
- Become Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare.
- Show a li'l tit.
- Castrate yourself.
- Invent a time machine and go back to the 19th century.
- Start to menstruate. (Better red than dead).
- Attempt to overthrow the government of the United States by force and violence.
- Advocate sexual freedom for children.
- Shoot up for a day.
- Refuse to speak to them at all.
- Enroll at the Jefferson School of Social Science.
- Replace your feet with wheels.
- Rent a motel room with a ewe.
- Rent a motel room with a ram.
- Say you're crazy.
- Say they're crazy.
- Get muscular dystrophy when you're a kid.
- Marry J. Edgar Hoover.
- Take up residence in Albania.
And it continues....
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|  | Currently Listening
Give Up
By The Postal Service
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight
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Why does everything have to be so complicated? Intricacies do nothing
for me, except overload my brain. I fear an impending meltdown is on
the edge of occurrence.
It's amazing how my family, in their infinite love and wisdom, never cease to make me feel like shit.
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| I feel so ________ .
helpless
hopeless
alone
sad
confused
exhausted
worthless
lost
Edit// On the bright side:
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